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Max: the little Jedi that could (toschestation) wrote,
@ 2010-11-06 12:47:00

Stolen again. Seriously, guys. Distract me. Please.

Name a character I've written or played, and I will tell you his or her...
1. Full name
02. Best friend
03. Sexuality
04. Favorite color
05. Relationship status
06. Ideal mate
07. Turn-ons
08. Last sexual experience
09. Favorite food
10. Crushes
11. Favorite music
12. Biggest fear
13. Biggest fantasy
14. Quirks in bed
15. Bad habits
16. Biggest regret
17. Best kept secrets
18. Last thought
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience
20. Biggest insecurity

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	indigo_n_orange 2010-11-06 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Evie. HIRAM INSISTS THAT THIS IS HER NAME! (Reply to this) (Thread)

toschestation
2010-11-06 08:25 pm UTC (link)

1. Evie says her full name is SHUT UP, HIRAM. But really. Her name is Evelyn Janie Smith. Evelyn for Nana Smith, Janie because her mom thought it was cute. Nana and Papa call her Little Evelyn.
02. Hiram. If he doesn't count... IDK. Probably Niles. She only recently started trying to have friends. Before there was Niles... maybe Priya. Which is sad, because they aren't that close.
03. Straight like nobody's business.
04. Green.
05. Single as hell, man.
06. ~~CASSIDY CARMICHAEL!~~ Someone fun but not threatening. Smart enough to banter, but not smart enough to outsmart her. Older and taller, ideally. Male, despite popular belief.
07. Er. She is so repressed. But if she were not so repressed, she would definitely be into biting.
08. She masturbated once, but she wasn't good at it. So she was like "this is stupid."
09. Peanut butter.
10. Niles. That's the only one.
11. Joan Jett, who she only discovered recently.
12. Being left by the people she loves.
13. She likes to joke about being in a bike gang, but her actual dream is to be on the Wizengamot.
14. HAHAHAHAHA. Right. Right. But really, if she EVER gets laid, she'll be a super bottom. She's headstrong in normal life, but she's shy as hell when it comes to romance.
15. Swearing. Pissing off the New Smiths on purpose. Nail biting.
16. Lying. Or omitting certain truths. She wants to be close to people, but she can't.
17. Her heterosexuality. How much she hates her homelife.
18. "I'm going to fail my OWLs, and then I'm going to die."
19. See 08.
20. Everything. Er. No. She's afraid that she's completely unlovable. She's also pretty sure that she's not actually as smart as she thinks she is.

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	indigo_n_orange 2010-11-06 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	No. Her name is Evie. Even though I'm pretty sure he's the ONLY one who calls her that. Possibly because when he was little he had trouble saying Evelyn and it's just stuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toschestation 2010-11-06 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	She actually doesn't mind that he calls her that, but Sam tries to do it too. And she's like "fuck you!" and then she kicks her in the face with her energy legs. Wait. No. That's Power Thirst. But, you know. Something like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	indigo_n_orange 2010-11-06 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	Hiram gets away with everything because he's Hiram. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toschestation 2010-11-06 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Also because Evie loves Hiram best. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wonderment 2010-11-06 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Katey says she'll be her friend!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toschestation 2010-11-06 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	EVIE WANTS TO BE KATEY'S FRIEND. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wonderment 2010-11-07 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	KATEY IS PLEASED!! Not that it is hard to please Katey but hey. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	iliekrp 2010-11-07 01:20 am UTC (link)
	8 made me laugh a lot. XD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toschestation 2010-11-07 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Eve is like ":\|" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iliekrp 2010-11-07 02:38 am UTC (link)
	I laugh at her plight. XD I am cruel, I know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sira_ne_biber 2010-11-06 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Jaz (Reply to this) (Thread)

toschestation
2010-11-06 08:44 pm UTC (link)

1. Jasper Spore. No middle name.
02. Hugo Weasley, closely followed by Rose, Connley, and Hiram.
03. Straight, but probably not as straight as he says. I think there could totally be some boy on boy make-out sessions in his future, but it would never go farther than that. He's not actually interested in boys, but he's pretty darn open minded.
04. Blue.
05. #1 BEST WITH GIRLS. He's with the beautiful Rose Weasley.
06. Someone who can identify with his nueroses. He has a lot of anxiety. He needs someone who can both talk him down and empathize.
07. Awkwardness. Tentativeness. He can't handle someone who's too eager. It's intimidating.
08. Most recent make-out with Rose, I guess.
09. Sweets, which he never lets himself have (and pretends not to like).
10. He's dating his biggest crush. Other than Rose, he thinks Winnie is pretty cute. She's perpetually in the friend-zone, though.
11. Anything chill. Or quietly intense. He would really be into Patrick Wolf if Wolf fit the time period. Which I guess he might? So yeah. Patrick Wolf (I think I'm projecting, sorry).
12. Letting people down.
13. Being a dad. No. Really.
14. Uh. None? He will probably have pretty straight forward sex.
15. Smoking. Not eating. Lying about not eating.
16. That he can't take better care of Pax. He's pretty much always worried about his little brother's well being. Pax pretty much just... can't deal with stuff. He's emotionally very young (and simultaneously very old) because of his Aspergers, and doesn't really gel with other people. Honestly, he would probably be better off if Jaz didn't shelter him so much.
17. His body issues. He's pretty good about keeping it under wraps.
18. "I think maybe I love her, possibly. Maybe."
19. One of his mom's friend's daughters engaged him in non-consensual kissing once. It wasn't really that bad. But out of the two people he's had any experience with, she was worse.
20. See 12 and 17.

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	wonderment 2010-11-06 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Scorpius!! Since he is left! (Reply to this) (Thread)

toschestation
2010-11-06 09:34 pm UTC (link)

I love that kid.

1. Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy. Fuck you, Draco. Fuck. You.
02. Winnie.
03. Gayer than gay is gay.
04. Slate blue.
05. Super single.
06. No one ever. But actually, someone sweet and gentle.
07. He likes when people trace shapes on his back with their fingers. It's not a sex thing, it's a comfort thing. But comfort is sexy.
08. I'm not counting Margie, because nothing happened there. But he's definitely had sloppy make-out with other drunk boys.
09. Anything spicy.
10. Too repressed to think about it. Kinda thinks Logan's confidence is sexy, though. Not that he'd ever admit to not hating him.
11. Happy and upbeat, surprisingly. Club music. Heavy bass. Something that can drown out everything else.
12. Being disowned and ex-communicated. Also, ruining his mom's career. Their family's money is made by her parenting books, and if it gets out that her son is a screw up... well. The money goes away.
13. Seeing his work in museums. Having a normal life and being straight... failing that, being a happy little housewife.
14. Much like Eve, ultra bottom. Cannot be assertive. Fuggedaboutit.
15. Most things that he does. Talking down to people, especially people whom he identifies with.
16. Trying so hard to cover his tracks. He knows he'll lose what little respect other people have for him when he comes out. He won't be coming out as gay, he'll be coming out as a hypocrite.
17. Psh. Like he can keep a secret. He's the least subtle person ever.
18. "I need more shadow. Where's my sponge brush?"
19. Margie. Just. Everything about her.
20. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

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	wonderment 2010-11-07 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, I love him, he is adorable! (Reply to this) (Parent)